Jim needs....
"The current ‘net meme seems to be to google for ”Your name needs” and then select either the top few, or the best few to share with your blog readers."

Jim needs to ask better questions.

Jim needs to use his resume to answer the ONLY question the hiring manager wants to know

JimNeedsAKidney.com

Jim needs a job and they need Jim

Jim needs to be assessed as to his health and ability to take care of himself

Jim needs to find open mikes everywhere including sometimes at laundromats.

Jim needs to lose some weight.

and my personal favorite:

Jim needs to go back to taking all his meds and living his life of being alone because I have no idea how anyone could ever A- be his friend, B- Fall in love with a psychotic unstable and flaming personality C- Is over the top in not a entertaining or exciting way!